look what I found ma!!...Dictionary for the Profane...and here are just some of the goodies I found...

screw v. To have sex piggy style, rotating clockwise due to a corkscrew shaped cock.

walnut manoeuvre n. The mythical method by which good looking nurses are trained to poke your walnut (qv) in order to obtain an instant sperm sample.
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Someone please tell me...Who has sex "piggy style"???...I don't think pigs even have sex "piggy style"...or else I would have seen this weird mating ritual on the nature channel already!!...but apparently Spooner thinks that their corkscrew tail is proof that they do...if anyone knows of this matter...please inform Spooner and I...

Has anyone ever had the walnut manoeuvre done on them?...it was in the movie "Road Trip" when one of the guys had his prostate gland rubbed...hmm...I hear it's the equivalent of rubbing the female G spot...